Sunday, September 12, 2010

Ladies And Gentlemen This Is Your Captain Speaking

Words Of Wisdom From the Captain: 

The curious little talent that I happen to possess—the ability to hypnotize a woman with words—very seldom lets me down.

It is not of course done only with words.
The words themselves the innocuous, superficial words are spoken only by the mouth whereas the real message the improper and exciting promise, comes from all the limbs and organs of the body and is transmitted through the eyes.

More than that, I cannot honestly tell you about how it is done.
This is my gift.

The point is that it works. It works like Spanish fly.

 I believe that I could sit down opposite the Pope’s wife... if he had one, and within fifteen minutes were I to try hard enough, she would be leaning toward me over the table with her lips apart and her eyes glazed with erotic desire.

Alas It is a minor talent, not a great one but I am nonetheless thankful to have had it bestowed upon me and I have done my best at all times to see that it has not been wasted.

Affectionately yours,
Capt Midnight

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